Man Responds To Police Ad For His Own "Wanted" Poster

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mattstaff
Dec 19, 2019 12:00 PM EST

As far as mindless acts of social media-fueled stupidity goes, this one right here takes the cake. This guy clearly wasn't up for making a run for it, and decided he'd turn himself in via Facebook as a result. Naturally, the comments section was all kinds of lit up over the profoundly moronic moment. 

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    Hair - PANNILANS Richland WA Police Department Wednesday at 6:20 PM O ... Wanted Wednesday! Anthony Akers (38) is wanted by the Department of Corrections for Failure to Comply. If you have any information please call 509-628-0333.
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    Text - Most Relevant v Anthony Akers Calm down, im going to turn myself in. b 1.1K Like Reply 6d View previous replies... CRLAND Richland WA Police Department VOLCE Hey Anthony! We haven't seen you yet. Our business hours are 8:00 am - 5:00 pm Monday through Friday. Of course if you need a ride you can call non- emergency (509-628-0333) and we will pick you up. 390 Like Reply 4d View more replies...
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    Text - Anthony Akers Richland WA Police Department thank you, tying up a couple loose ends since i will probably be in there for a month. Should be in there in the next 48 hours. DO 226 4d Like Reply Dylan Olsen Has he turned himself in Richland WA Police Department? 2 29 Like Reply 1d CSLAN Richland WA Police Department VOUCE Dylan Olsen -he has not. b 126 Like Reply 1d Richard Walker Anthony Akers a mans word is all hes got sometimes and it seems like you don't keep your word 2 53 Like Reply 1
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    Text - ACHLAND Richland WA Police Department shared a post. Monday at 3:58 PM · O POUCE Morose Monday. Dear Anthony, is it us? Last Wednesday we reached out to you as "wanted". You replied and even said you were going to turn yourself in. We waited, but you didn't show. After you stood us up, we reached out again- this time offering you a ride. You replied and said you needed 48 hours. The weekend came and went. We are beginning to think you are not coming. Please call us anytime and we will com
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    Text - Anthony Akers Richland WA Police Department Dear RPD, its not you, its me. I obviously have commitment issues. I apologize for standing you up, but let me make it up to you. I will be there no later then lunchtime tomorrow, I know you have no reason to believe me after what i did to you, but I promise that if i dont make it on my own by lunchtime tomorrow I will call for a ride to assist me with my commitment issues. Thank you in advance to your response if you are patiently giving me ano
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    Product - Most Relevant Anthony Akers Here for our date sweetheart 168 Like Reply 16h
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